Or, why I don't understand the world anymore
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Perry’s Laughs
Curated by comedy producer Perry Rosemond
Magazine Laughs
Culled from the archives of The Walrus
Your Laughs
Collected from the great washed masses
80
Women Fully Clothed on tour
8
Mountaineering with Wally Cox and Marlon Brando
12
On to the next movements
3
Man, you'll be a woman soon
0
On leading the Nubian Disciples of Pryor All Black Comedy Revue
-1
12
Rob Ford for Naheed Nenshi: let’s do this
4
Is that a canoe in your pocket?
16
Whisky tasting for the professional
31
A guide to buying your first home
21
Everything I’m about to tell you is a pack of lies
5
“We’ll consider your contract fulfilled in the event of your death”
3
Or, reversing Murphy's Law
9
North America’s first Green member goes to Parliament
6
Airport body scanners give new meaning to fear of flying
5
Slapping the wrist of the body politic
5
A desperate bid to retain Christmas's status as the most wonderful time of year
1
In praise of the featherless chicken
-2
An incredible scene on Parliament Hall
4
Kim Jong Il: Lover, dictator, bon vivant… movie star?
-1
Let them eat cheese, potato, and onion
1
Look what’s happening in Hunstville
0
Message from the President and CEO
8
A foolproof way to beat the late-winter blahs
1
Featuring, in his Walrus debut, Toronto mayor Rob Ford
7
A modest proposal from a concerned citizen
3
Travel and heartbreak, on the perfect budget
1
Your GDP is lookin' good!
1
“Rejoice — for he has returned!”
5
Has reality television finally gone one step too far?
2
If every Joe Blow and Jane Doe had the right to be a star, if only for one fleeting moment
-1
A short biography of our great Prime Minister
3
Lordy, Lordy
0
“I, Michael Gregorevitch Ignatieff...”
1
A decent proposal
-1
Trick or treat!
-2
Let the Games begin
-1
A little scoop of Schmiergelder goes a long, long way
-1
A damn fine idea
0
The kind of day that it’s been
0
Works every time
1
Lend us an ear
-1
A lot of hot air over global warming
0
“A contagion is spreading throughout the land”
0
Beholding greatness
-2
Somewhere on the oil sands…
-1
You’re not gonna believe this
-2
Giving it to the people straight and hard
-1
Canada faces an aging population
-2
Fear and loathing in Stornoway
-1
Insight into the formative years of one of Canada's most infamous business figures
66
As I tried to shove a gigantic piece of sushi into my mouth
31
Three squirrels get their adrenaline fix by crossing a busy road
16
A visionary plan for preventing riots
3
11
Celebrating our quintessential national symbol
8
From the annals of modern correspondence
12
A look back at 2012
1
Another musician transforms into a portable format
3
A Rigorous Analysis of Gwyneth Paltrow’s First Tweet
4
To the Old Man Who Shoved the Teen onto the Subway Platform
1
A skilled batsman can deliver quite the nice spanking
6
Cambodia and Cameroon should let Canada rise up drop-down menus everywhere
4
What I don’t get about the weather channel
12
Submitted without context: silly things said at The Walrus HQ
2
Same spit, different day
-1
True story of The Littlest Hobo
5
Recipe for a straight-shootin’ one-pot wonder
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